"Thoughts After Having Watched Game of Thrones Episode 4"

I found the "broken thing" hinted at in the episode title.
(Here's a clue: It's fat, can't fight for shit, and SUCKS.)
Let's hope he either gets awesome somehow or dies by a joust through the throat like that other guy. HOW AWESOME WAS THAT? I hope that guy's alright.
Get well soon, Sir Wood-In-Your-Throat.
(hahahaha. gross.)