the mom-chronicles v.1

Me: "Hey mom are you gonna cook these patties that have been sitting out on the counter? You said you were gonna cook them a while ago and they're still sitting out. They've been there for a really long time."

My Mom: "Will...you...SHUT THE FUCK UP?"

Me and my sister laugh hysterically.

Jordan enters.

Me (to Jordan): "Hey, ask mom if she's going to cook the patties on the counter."

Roby: "Don't do it!"

Jordan: "I'll do it." (to Mom) "Hey mom are you going to cook these patties sitting on the counter?"

Mom: "Why, do you want one?"

Me and my sister die of laughter.

Classic Mom.